dietchola:

there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved

nintendoggystyle:

shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)

maliciousmelons:

when the bell rings to go to lunch

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

｡･ﾟ･ﾟʕﾟ>ᴥ<ʔ･ﾟ･｡

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

That one “class clown” That really needs to just

svvitzerland:

i cant believe sex happens in real life

bublewrap:

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

what the fuck is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

imagine how is suck the sky

sodamnrelatable:

“if false, please correct and rewrite the statement”

(Source: jesuschristvevo)

garfielcl:

Instead of spreading your legs, spread the word of God! Praise

buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this